My incoherent thoughts from wonderland...

mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter
and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment



Shots fired

mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter

and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment

Shots fired

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veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

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funk-a-delicc:

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

Sounds like a shit friend am I right ayy lmao

9940km:

You never know what people have to go home to, always be kind.

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heartholds:

i want to sleep next to you. i want to sleep next to you and i want to wake up in the middle of the night and roll over and kiss you and know that you aren’t going anywhere. 

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squearnish:

"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—" 

do NOT

(Source: cyberist, via funk-a-delicc)

honeyyoushouldseemeina-mankini:

*distant middle school voices* INK POISONING

honeyyoushouldseemeina-mankini:

*distant middle school voices* INK POISONING

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rneulin:

glowcloud:

rneulin:

glowcloud:

"gay ppl cant have kids"

  1. trans people exist (aka there are gay couples who can reproduce via intercourse)
  2. sperm donors
  3. surrogacy
  4. adoption
  5. further advances in stem cell research are making it possible to turn bone marrow into a sperm substitute, among other things
  6. dont talk to me dont talk to yourself dont talk ever again

silencing people, even if you think its for a good reason, is a dick move. 

^shut the fuck up

lol my point exactly

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